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Saturday, November 18, 2006

Mummy, I Want To Go Home!

MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I WANT TO GO HOME!

Yes yes, I almost cried that out aloud yesterday! Yours truly had been assigned to teach Primary 1 students. Eh, cuteness you say? I don't doubt that. But somehow or rather I'm in my comfort zone teaching at least P3 and above. So the thought of teaching P1 never occur to me. In fact, I indicated in my job preference form that I didn't want to teach P1. Haiz, I swear I'm not going to fill up the job preference form anymore next year! Buang2 ink pen aku ajer...not as if my request is met :(

I met my 29 students (1 was absent) yesterday during the Primary 1 Orientation. I totally forgot that they are only Primary 1. I spoke to them in my normal language, yah that's till one of them raised his hand innocently and asked:

"Teacher, you mean what hah?"

Wahhhhhhhhhhhh! I felt like banging my head against the wall! Utter madness. But of course I don't blame them. Hence, the "HUSFORD" dictionary is out and very soon I was speaking to them at their level. (Hoitz! That means no fanciful words hor...cannot show off my rich vocabulary. But NO singlish ok!) Meanwhile, I was on a mission. To identify the POTENTIAL DANGERS in the class. The mischievous ones what else! On another note, some of the Malay girls had very interesting name, that even I as a Malay teacher had difficulty pronouncing. Masya-Allah, tongue twister betul nama dorang! I swear my tongue was really twisted when pronouncing their names. I didn't have wailing babies, only a boy did cry for a while and ashed to go home. But after pacifying him (Heh, actually a kid's cry is music to my ear....err but I've got a job to do ok?), he immediately set down to his colouring activities. But on the whole, it was quite okay. Oh and I even had a girl who came prepared in a Princess Tiara...haha! Even the attendants were teasing her. They asked:

"Are you Miss PT?"

And amusingly she said yes! Hahaha....anyway, I really hope that I'll be able to control all 30 little monkeys of mine. Oh they're adorable though! :P

Oh and besides the task of teaching P1 English and Maths, I'm also given the job of teaching P5EM3 students. I guess it will not be difficult. Cos' I know most of the students and have taught them before and they're quite well-behaved. Anyway, did I tell u...I'm looking forward to the HOLIDAYS! Heh, next week is the last day...yipeeeeeeeeee!

I turned 27...hmmm pretty recently. I think the best birthday gift I received was not a Coach...but this personalised birthday message from Hady Mirza. *GRINS* I know I know all the Hady Mirza fans are gonna come after me. Hehe....and I really must thank my hubby for asking Hady to do this for me. Thank u so much hubby! But I still want my COACH! :P I'll upload Hady's birthday wish for me soon....do watch out yah!

Ok I've got an exam on Monday..wish me luck ppl...it's my last affair with NIE. Heh, after which I'll get my degree and a higher pay that is! :P

Baby's Momma pens @ 4:52 AM

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Spare My Baby!

"By the way, this-particular-cousin-of-mine's daughter looks sooooo horrid siak.I pity her la.She took after her mom's nose which looked super bawang.And zima called her daughter MJ.Muka jahanam."
Is it fair to say this of a 9 month old baby who has in no way at all offend you? To my "close" paternal cousin, you've written this in your blog. And I've accidentally bumped into it. Didn't ur PAK HAJI CUM IMAM DAD tell you not to gossip about others? Allah leads me to ur post. He wants me to know how "cool" my cousins were. You may not have mentioned names lah...but I'm not BIMBOS like you all are..... Well, hidung super bawang? Hmmm...plastic surgery could fix it I guess! Muka jahanam? Takperlah...yg penting bukan ANAK JAHANAM. At least she's my LEGITIMATE child. I conceived her after I solemnised my wedding. My youth wasn't led astray. Unlike some people...You ladies think you're pretty and cool? Look in the mirror....one of you has a big, black birthmark on ur face. OMG it's pretty obvious...u've got to hide it with foundation! Another one...has another super SEROMBONG KAPAL nose. U didn't realize that did you? Then I'll tell u. Yah...the truth hurts I noe. I'm just being a protective mother here. You all think you've good english? Well, you haven't heard mine. I think your standard is nowhere near mine. I love speaking in this way. It makes me who I am.....Speaking English doesn't make you less BIMBOTIC. And at least, I'm still proud that Atikah's my gal....my flesh and blood. I admit she's my daughter. Unlike someone....who doesn't even wanna claim that it's their own son. Till when must you hide the truth? Truth will prevail some day. Tsk tsk tsk sungguh memalukan kerabat Tijoh Bin Wongsoh. Nevertheless, I don't care. You're not my child...we're only cousins after all. If you wanna wash dirty linen in public....by all means. I'll join you. Not that I've any though...:PYou people think you've seen it all? Err...I tink you've just reach the beginning...I'm already at the middle stage. At least I've a stable career, a family and yes a beautiful daughter who has super bawang nose. Niway, here's to Atikah:Dear Atikah,As of this date, Ibu has vowed to bring you up in the best way that I can. I shall make sure that you prove to them that you can be respectable in society even with that super bawang nose! It's okay if people call you hidung bawang.....most importantly you must have a good heart and a good brain. Don't grow up to be a BIMBO like some of your aunties. I'm so sorry that I've such cousins......and that made them your aunties. I'm sorry that I can't protect you when they said that of you. When you've grown up my child, protect yourself. Prove them wrong! Love,Ibu...

Baby's Momma pens @ 6:52 AM

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Salam Aidilfitri 2006

I'm no longer in Raya mood. Probably becos I've started work on the 2nd day of Raya. Yes, 2nd day ok!

Niway, partly my babies ~ all 33 of them are sitting for their exam soon. Being the mummy, I'm kinda worried.

But nevertheless, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish all my fellow Muslim friends Selamat Hari Raya....and maaf zahir batin...

Baby's Momma pens @ 7:08 AM

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Domestic Me!

Haha...tis is one of the rare days, I muz admit. I have a craving for Hokkien Mee while I was marking Maths paper during PSLE marking juz now. (P/S: I'm not pregnant hor!) I smsed hubby and asked him this:

Me: Yang, me craving for Hokkien Mee. How to cook ar?
Hubby: U want to cook huh? Ok, here's what needed....(the list goes on and on)

And I had an hour break during lunch. So, I became the domestic wife and went marketing! Lol...yeah I went to Jurong East NTUC and began hunting for the ingredients. Oh I even managed to buy the ingredients for pie-t (thankz to Esra!) and oh I bought my mum and myself a bag....my mum - a beaded bag...and myself- a clutch bag to put my telekung. Hahah, I'm such a vainpot now....telekung also must put in nice bag hor! I went back to the marking centre only to be teased by the fellow markers...haha u see I always bring back a plastic bag after lunch. That's why I was asked how come I have a lot to shop for :P

After knocking off, I went back home to put the materials in the fridge. Then proceeded over to my mum's place. Heh, I was too lazy to take a bus so I hailed a cab (READ: My mum lives ONLY 2 bus stops away from me :P) Guess what? It was MK's boss lah! Haha, and he refused to charge me. MK, if u're reading this....thank him for me again yah! So paisey man! *blushes*

I broke my fast at mum's place since hubby's working and I don like breaking fast alone. Sent the lil one to bed and started on my mission. Prepared the ingredients and began cooking my Hokkien Mee. After 45 minutes, this was what I got...

Heh, looks good? Taste wise...to me oklah...But wait for my shifu aka hubby to test it and give his final verdict yah? On another note, due to overwhelming response, I'll show you my Coach handbag...*lol*

Lawa lawa lawa? Heheh....Ok got to go and do some work now....happy preparing for the Hari Raya yah!

Baby's Momma pens @ 8:12 AM

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Friday, October 13, 2006

Satisfied Homo Sapien...

I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!
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I've got myself a COACH! Yeah you heard me rite! No, not Coach bola. No, not Super VIP Coach either. Yes, it's a Coach handbag...the Soho Signature Hobo Bag...just in time for Hari Raya.

Heh, on the other note, Daanish' mum aka Liza aka Lizzified has also got herself a Coach. A Lilac one...I love hers too! Very sweet colour. Liza I reckon we can sleep and mark in peace come nxt week yah? *lol*

Oh and I bought myself a Papillio slippers too. Heh, for $45 buckeroos. But since that was bought online, I reckon it'll take sometime before it reaches Singapore.

Come Monday, I'll have to change my mindset to that of a factory worker. Eh, didn't anybody tell you that PSLE marking is equivalent to factory working hour. At exactly 5pm, everybody will have packed up and gotten ready to go home. Heh...oh I'm marking Maths paper this year at Fuhua Primary. Anyone else going there? If you are and you thought u saw me, hehe just tegur k? I'm so fuper friendly punyer :P

Baby's Momma pens @ 6:13 AM

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

It's COMING!

I saw it. Hubby saw it. Liza saw it too! The grandparents saw it too!

Our dearest lil Atikah is growing 2 teeth! Yeah, not one but two! Hahah...damn! Now I can't call her Bogeh anymore. Heheh yah you heard me rite...I would tease her: "Haha, ikah tak ada gigi. Ikah bogeh! Tgk2 ibu ada byk gigi...hahah..ikah bogeh! Bogeh!" And she would juz give me her toothless grin...probably wondering how childish the mummy is....

Oh the teeth are not fully out yet...so no pics of them. Bt I believe before Raya the teeth will appear...making its debut appearances...:D

Heh, time to shop for the toothbrush and toothpaste :D

Baby's Momma pens @ 7:52 AM

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Change in career path?

I mite change. To a full time counsellor? To a secondary school teacher?

I'd rather be a full time housewife man! But being a housewife would mean that I can't spend on the lil one. Hmmmmm...priorities man!

On another note...I'm still in love with the Coach Soho bag. Ini semua si Irda dgn Liza punya angkara lah. They tempt me into Coach.

In case my hubby reads my blog...

Dear hubby,

I definitely wouldn't mind a Coach Soho bag for my birthday. Err if you decide to give it to me earlier..so that I cn use it for Raya, I also don't mind. Hmmm second choice u asking? Anything related to Coach lah but not Coach Bola ok? That one u can send to Syukor's house.

Love,
Wifey.

Oh my hubby cracked a lame joke about Coach..and it all started with Mr. Syukor. I told him I wanna get a Coach bag...and u noe wat he said:"Coach bola nak? Saya kenal ramai tau" Urggggggggghhhhhhh! Mcm nak gigit2 tangan dia tau. Syukor...see lah u put ideas into my so-ever-innocent hubby...kan kan kan?

Baby's Momma pens @ 6:52 AM